Sunday 28 February 2016

Fowler's Fluid Fatalities

Short funds resulted in small punting weekends. Following the formidable Fitzpatrick (again) and the head of the Fed Ex, King Kisner (for the first time) proved to be unsuccessful. Ruinous rounds of par and plus two killed Kisner's (and my) hopes of being alive come Sunday.

However, a fortunate fillip from a fillys double provided pre-Sunday nails. I decided to use only one nail. A £10 double on Willett at 13/10, leading, and Fowler at 10/3, 2 behind and furiously strong. Willett almost relinquished his grasp on the lead with some of the usual final day flopping to which I had become accustomed.

Cabrero-Bello almost sneaked in an eagle on the water-lined last to take a one shot lead, but couldn't quite, only managing a birdie to tie the lead. At this point I was slightly worried. But then, the un-withering Willett stepped up and, with testicles the size of baked potatoes, smashed in a nervy downhill eighteen footer for birdie and the outright win.

Elation! The first leg of my double was in and I was looking set. Fowler was in great form, and he only had to overcome the Danny Lee.

By the time the coverage had started they were level and Fowler was looking fantastic. The Californian hero had gained ten or fifteen yards of driving distance since the last stats and was blasting 330 yarders with accuracy and ease. The Waste Management Phoenix Open looked to be Fowlers for the first time. With two woefully water lined holes to play Rickie was two shots ahead. He was 1/12 in the betting and his nearest competitor, Matsuyama was 20/1.

Fleeting considerations of £5 to make certain my profit were dismissed.
As Fowler stepped up to the 17th tee, I decided to share my bet (below) with friends for the first time. Seconds later a monstrous and unnecessary drive ran in to the water. Balls. Fowler dropped, and magnificent Matsuyama birdied for a two shot swing to level it up.

Going on to the final hole and my recently calm cardiac facilities now threatened to arrest. Matsuyama plopped it in to the middle of the fairway and Rickie need to put the pressure on. A beastly drive looked to be in danger of going in the Church Pew bunkers, but fortune favoured the foolhardy Fowler and his ball managed to find the fairway, forty yards ahead of Matsuyama. Hideki put in a solid to 18 feet to force Rickie in to action. A stunning wedge to 8 feet lumped the pressure back in to Matsuyama.
Now even closer, Matsuyama seemed to have more work to do than ever. Fast and big breaking, this putt was horrible. The plucky 24 Year old Japanese superstar was up to the task however, and battered it in forcing Fowler to make his for a play-off. To rapturous adoration Rickie holed out for a sudden death play-off to begin.

My literary prowess is only so advanced. It is certainly not advanced enough to be able to adequately describe the trials and tribulations that went on inside my body over the next hour or so. Twice replaying 18 changed nothing except making Matsuyama have two putts to win it and not make them. Moving on to the 10th spelled good fortunes. Rickie's record favoured him and so did the crowd. Once again, fate was on the side of Matsuyama and Fowler missed off the tee. Some serious scrambling skills later resulted on another drawn hole. 

Now, on to the main event. Back to 17. Unlike Snedeker, Fowler had the presence of mind to take a different club when playing a hole which he had driven poorly in the past. Right club, wrong shot. An over draw put Rickie in the wet stuff again. My face was in the wet stuff too as tears streamed down my emotionally invested face.

Even so, he still had a putt to return to 18, but it wasn't to be. Hatred for Hideki bloomed and rage for Rickie blossomed. The post tournament conference had Rickie blabbing and all negative feelings were abandoned. Financial firepower was not lining up. The Stars were yet to align.



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